hey, i'm really broke and i'm craving some kfc tonight.
in exchange i will write a pact for my soul with my own blood and sign it.

i figure i'm going to hell anyways so at least whatever you did with my eternal soul wouldn't be so bad. plus i get fried chicken out of it!


ps. this is serious.
pss. if i could get some coleslaw too that'd be awesome.

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